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Sharnie
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&lt;p&gt;Her name was Sharnie she
was drop dead gorgeous, I met her at a fetish party. We talked for hours
at the party and exchanged numbers I thought to myself here we go I’ll
bet it’s a false number. So I came home and didn’t bother trying to ring
her, Sharnie rang me a week later out of the blue and asked if I’d like
to meet up for a coffee, I jumped on my bike with a spare helmet and off
I went. So we met at a little café in Brunswick Street, Fitzroy.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>