<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>False on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/false/</link><description>Recent content in False on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/false/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Busted</title><link>/stories/2015/12/23/busted/</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2015/12/23/busted/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;I’d had a few days off from work, and came back to a few dozen emails waiting for me in my Inbox. One was from our Secretary, titled simply ‘Post’. I’d ordered a few things off Ebay, and not wanting the wife to see them, had specified they be delivered to work. Great, I thought, some new things to try out during the week. I opened the email, expecting it just be a short note letting me know she’d kept them safe for me.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>