<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>EF on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/ef/</link><description>Recent content in EF on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/ef/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Horse Costume</title><link>/stories/2008/10/31/the-horse-costume/</link><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2008/10/31/the-horse-costume/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;from the Halloween special 2008&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;You&amp;rsquo;ve been a real jerk to me and my friends last night, Jeremy! You know it is my turn to pick the Halloween costume this year, and you&amp;rsquo;re going to be the back end of a horse all night!&amp;rdquo; Rachel was furious after Jeremy had insulted her friends, made fun of her dress, and generally had been quite the boor all evening. Now it was her turn&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Turnabout Surprise</title><link>/stories/2008/10/31/turnabout-surprise/</link><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2008/10/31/turnabout-surprise/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;from the Halloween special 2008&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As Vern tried to shake the cage door in frustration, the locks on the outside jostled only slightly, clanging quietly against the cold metal. Linda&amp;rsquo;s voice came laughingly over the earbuds, &amp;ldquo;I would recommend against doing that again, sweetie.&amp;rdquo; Vern considered the situation carefully. Something about the tone of her voice suggested he should take her advice. Linda wasn&amp;rsquo;t one for surprises, and certainly he expected nothing like this! After all, it was supposed to be *her* in the cage!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>