<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Eater on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/eater/</link><description>Recent content in Eater on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/eater/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Girl Next Door</title><link>/stories/2007/03/12/the-girl-next-door/</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2007/03/12/the-girl-next-door/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;What to ya know? New next door neighbors movin&amp;rsquo; in.&amp;rdquo; Jack said to his
girlfriend, Jamie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Really?&amp;rdquo; She said looking around Jack&amp;rsquo;s house. &amp;ldquo;You live in a nice
neighborhood, Jack.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot; Yeah.&amp;quot; Jack said. &amp;ldquo;If you want to move in today, that would be fine. College
dorms suck ass.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Ok. I&amp;rsquo;ll think about it.&amp;rdquo; She said walking out the door. &amp;quot; I&amp;rsquo;ll call you.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Fine.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Bye&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Bye Bye&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack lept on his bed and watched a wet porno that afternoon. He was tired. All
he was doing was living in the countryside, hunting,and going to school. He
lied back on the bed not knowing it was midnight already. He closed his
eyes&amp;hellip;..&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>