<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>DumpsterLife and Kaylee on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/dumpsterlife-and-kaylee/</link><description>Recent content in DumpsterLife and Kaylee on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 20 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/dumpsterlife-and-kaylee/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Dumping the Slut</title><link>/stories/2019/05/20/dumping-the-slut/</link><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2019/05/20/dumping-the-slut/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;“Damn it, I can’t remember if we needed eggs” Kaylee said to herself as she walked around the supermarket. She reached for her mobile phone so she could call her boyfriend, Alex. She checked her bag. She checked her pockets. However, her mobile phone was nowhere to be found.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Crap. I must have left it at home. I’ll buy some more eggs just in case”. Little did she know how grave this error would be. And we aren’t talking about the eggs.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>