/authors/dixie-of-dallas/Recent content in Dixie of Dallas on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usTue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2009/07/28/vacbed-sales-service/Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2009/07/28/vacbed-sales-service/<p>Well like so the ad said “Nude model wanted.  Must be gorgeous.  Must have S&amp;M experience.  Must shave.  Full frontal nudity required.  No sex.  One day only.  Great pay.”  So like of course I answered it ‘cause I do have a bitchin body and I am about the kinkiest chick I know.</p> <p>So this guy calls me and he tells me when and where to meet him, and I am like sort of surprised because it is an office building in downtown Dallas, but hey, cool, I live in Dallas.  In the office I find a guy sitting at a desk but he is just like the receptionist and he gives me some forms to fill out and while I am doing that I am seeing several other hot honeys there so I really do not think my chances are very good.</p>