<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Crazy Man on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/crazy-man/</link><description>Recent content in Crazy Man on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/crazy-man/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Caught in the Woods</title><link>/stories/2003/06/10/caught-in-the-woods/</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2003/06/10/caught-in-the-woods/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Here I am, naked except for chains, leather cuffs and padlocks hiding
in the bushes next to a country road. Traffic is light but constant; another
car goes by every minute or so mostly moms running errands during the day
while the kids are in school or local construction workers driving between
jobs. The last thing I want is to be caught by one those guys! Once in
a while a really cute female drives by and I am sure she can see me hiding
naked and helpless in the bushes a mere 5 feet from the edge of the road,
sometimes I peer out a little almost hoping to be caught by one of the
females.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>