/authors/clarence/Recent content in Clarence on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usWed, 02 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2011/02/02/my-wife-is-so-kind/Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2011/02/02/my-wife-is-so-kind/<p>We were going on holiday the next day.  Laura told me if I cleaned the garage and cut the grass, she would give me a full-body massage.</p> <p>It was hot with hardly any breeze but I managed to do it all, though I was a real sweatball by the time I finished.</p> <p>I took a shower and then stood, naked, in front of her waiting for the massage.</p> <p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry, dear, but I am so busy preparing for our holiday.  Remember, this is also a business trip for me.'</p>