My Wife is So Kind?
We were going on holiday the next day. Laura told me if I cleaned the garage and cut the grass, she would give me a full-body massage. It was hot with hardly any breeze but I managed to do it all, though I was a real sweatball by the time I finished. I took a shower and then stood, naked, in front of her waiting for the massage. “I’m sorry, dear, but I am so busy preparing for our holiday. Remember, this is also a business trip for me.' ...