<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Captain Howdy on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/captain-howdy/</link><description>Recent content in Captain Howdy on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/captain-howdy/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Self Mummification Takes a Turn</title><link>/stories/2009/01/20/self-mummification-takes-a-turn/</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2009/01/20/self-mummification-takes-a-turn/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;It was a free weekend all to me and I haven&amp;rsquo;t enjoyed self mummification in a long time. I first learned how to do it reading various tutorials online while putting some of my own twist on how to do it. The first time I did it I ended up with tape residue all over my body that took a long time to remove, a day to completely remove.
I later found out starting with some kind of clothing on works best. I originally had purchased a leotard that I would wear under the duct tape, still having tape directly on my legs, now I have a full unitard which eliminates that problem all together.
I started to get my items ready; grabbing the duct tape rolls, saran wrap, extra thick diaper, vibrating butt plug, mp3 player with horrible music, unitard, spandex hood with open mouth and  last but not least the scissors so I can cut myself out.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>