<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Billdo on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/billdo/</link><description>Recent content in Billdo on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2014 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/billdo/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Hanging Around The Garage</title><link>/stories/2014/10/02/hanging-around-the-garage/</link><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2014/10/02/hanging-around-the-garage/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Sophie had been planning this for days. She&amp;rsquo;d frozen the key in a big glass of water, bought three big tubes of silicon-based lubricant and blocks of wood, and so forth. Being 1pm, she only had to check her design and then the rest of the afternoon was hers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;rsquo;d chosen her garage as the best place because if someone came over, they&amp;rsquo;d never look there and just assume that she was gone. In front of her, and secured as best she could manage, was her latest adventure in a series of what she considered &amp;ldquo;weird&amp;rdquo; sex games. This time it was a pole standing about 4 feet tall with a 3 inch metal bulb at it&amp;rsquo;s top. The idea was that she would stand on top of the blocks of wood and be forced to endure the enormous thing slowly sliding into her as her legs lost strength. Eventually, the huge metal ball would enter her and she&amp;rsquo;d be stuck on the thinner few inches below it until the key melted and she was able to release her hands and climb off of the toy. The thinner part was almost 2 inches wide for the first 3 inches but then stepped out to 3.5 or more inches almost immediately for the rest of its length.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Kelly Gets What She Deserves</title><link>/stories/2013/03/24/kelly-gets-what-she-deserves/</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2013/03/24/kelly-gets-what-she-deserves/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Kelly had always been popular with boys.  Throughout high school and after, her 34C breasts, perfect waist, and striking features gave her constant attention and she loved it.  It was no surprise, however, that she had few female friends – and none that she really loved.  Kelly didn&amp;rsquo;t care, though.  With the constant compliments and help with whatever she needed, she was perfectly content to have only guy friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After high school, nothing changed.  Her female coworkers always seemed to have something nasty to say about her and her male coworkers were quick to make her feel better.  Her grades weren&amp;rsquo;t the best and she had decided to postpone college for a few years, so the best work she could find outside of a strip club (gross) was as a secretary at a nearby company that manufactured car wash equipment.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>