<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Bill on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/bill/</link><description>Recent content in Bill on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/bill/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Not What I Expected</title><link>/stories/2006/09/01/not-what-i-expected/</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2006/09/01/not-what-i-expected/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;My wife was out of town for a month tending to her sick mother, and I was
needing &amp;ldquo;relief,&amp;rdquo; more than my self-bondage would give me.  (She
knows nothing about my dark side!)
I picked up a copy of a local free guide to &amp;ldquo;adult entertainment&amp;rdquo; and
noticed a coupon for half-price at a massage parlor, which also mentioned
domination in the ad.  I drove over there to check the place out  and
it looked perfect - - isolated with lots of trees.
First, I wrote a note:&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>