The Police Convention

* “Damn”, I heard my husband say. “I’m one girl short for the convention this weekend, and I know I’m not going to be able to find one on short notice. “What are you looking for honey,? I asked him. “Do you need another model?' “Yes I do, and there are just none available for the weekend. It’s kind of a specialized job, and there aren’t many girls who will do it.” “How about me? I used to model before we got married, and since you will be busy at the convention this weekend, I have no plans”. ...