<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Bad Grrl on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/bad-grrl/</link><description>Recent content in Bad Grrl on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/bad-grrl/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Note</title><link>/stories/2010/06/14/the-note/</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2010/06/14/the-note/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;All the note said was “Kneel on the floor. You better get it right”. What the fuck does that mean? Do I wear my new latex dress? Or does he want me naked? Should I just put on my hot Vicky&amp;rsquo;s bra and panties with garters and stockings? Damn him and his vague instructions. No matter WHAT I wear, I know I&amp;rsquo;m going to get it wrong. God, I can&amp;rsquo;t wait.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>