/authors/anne-franke/Recent content in Anne Franke on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usFri, 17 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2006/02/17/woman-swallowing-pythons/Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2006/02/17/woman-swallowing-pythons/<p>Mary stepped outside the house, closing the patio door behind her. It was a sunny day, and she felt like sunbathing. Accordingly, she was wearing her string bikini top and thong bikini bottom. She thought back to what Bob had said earlier that morning&hellip;</p> <p>&ldquo;Now you be careful today, Mary,&rdquo; said Bob as he walked to the front door. &ldquo;There&rsquo;ve been sightings of woman swallowing pythons in the suburbs.&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;But they only swallow nude women,&rdquo; said Mary with a smile. &ldquo;The only place I&rsquo;m nude is in the house&hellip; with you&hellip;&rdquo;</p>