Woman-Swallowing Pythons
Mary stepped outside the house, closing the patio door behind her. It was a sunny day, and she felt like sunbathing. Accordingly, she was wearing her string bikini top and thong bikini bottom. She thought back to what Bob had said earlier that morning… “Now you be careful today, Mary,” said Bob as he walked to the front door. “There’ve been sightings of woman swallowing pythons in the suburbs.” “But they only swallow nude women,” said Mary with a smile. “The only place I’m nude is in the house… with you…” ...