<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>3586088863 on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/3586088863/</link><description>Recent content in 3586088863 on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 20:13:47 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/3586088863/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Long Way Down</title><link>/stories/2009/02/23/the-long-way-down/</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2009/02/23/the-long-way-down/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Dedicated to those who like secure straitjackets and powerful women. Derivative works and sequels are welcomed, but please acknowledge this work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Part One&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As soon as I dive through the door, I realize something is wrong.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Certainly, many things are right and familiar. There is the exhilarating feeling of weightlessness, the whipping of the jumpsuit, and the roar of the wind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then, there is the afternoon sun glistening off the distant desert lake. But this beautiful sight is part of the problem.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident 3</title><link>/stories/2003/10/12/sheryl-and-the-straitjacket-incident-3/</link><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2003/10/12/sheryl-and-the-straitjacket-incident-3/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(story continues from &lt;a href="sheryl_straitjacket2.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident 2&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sheryl And The
Straitjacket Incident - Part 3&lt;/strong&gt;
by 3586088863
Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident part 2by
3586088863&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chapter Eight&lt;/strong&gt;
 
At length Sheryl smiles and takes my hands lightly aside. &amp;ldquo;Come on
now. Back to the task at hand. We want to stay on schedule.&amp;rdquo;
 
As I&amp;rsquo;m getting up, she pauses to glance at her watch. With some delight,
she exclaims, &amp;ldquo;Oh, honey, look!&amp;rdquo; Nodding, she now transfers our attention
to the bedside clock. As we gaze on, it changes from 11:59PM to 12:00AM.
 
&amp;ldquo;Happy Saturday!&amp;rdquo; Sheryl bestows a frivolous peck on my lips, and in
response to my puzzled look, follows it with the cutest of shrugs. 
&amp;ldquo;Sorry! I guess I&amp;rsquo;m feeling a little off-the-wall right now.&amp;rdquo;
Smugly I note that my performance during the last few minutes have
evidently put her in a chipper mood.
 
&amp;ldquo;Fine with me, silly girl. So do tell what happens in the next hour
or so to this your unfortunate prisoner.&amp;rdquo;
 
&amp;ldquo;With pul-easure!&amp;rdquo; She takes my right hand as if to shake it. Gracefully
she turns under my right hand, holding on to it all the while, and winds
up behind my back facing me. (Hey, that was cool. I knew that having a
dancer girlfriend would be cool.) Bringing her free left hand around me,
she strokes my chest lightly. Facing into the mirror with me, she continues.
 
&amp;ldquo;Very well. Inspector, you will notice the five securely anchored fabric
loops which adorn the circumference of the condemned man&amp;rsquo;s waist.&amp;rdquo;
She grasps my shoulders and twists my torso from side to side so I
can see all five in the mirror. &amp;ldquo;We shall now set the victim&amp;rsquo;s sleeves
into these loops and secure them at his back. Do you give approval?&amp;rdquo; Sheryl
has acquired a bit of an air for the role.
 
I do my part to play along. &amp;ldquo;Madam, it is no less than necessary for
the security of the State&amp;ndash;the only possible recourse. Even now the prisoner
is swearing that when he is released he shall take by force the first woman
he sees!&amp;rdquo;
 
&amp;ldquo;Then we have no choice. This man has forfeited to the State his freedom.&amp;rdquo;
Sheryl reaches down to take, in turn, the two stiff black straps hanging
from my balled fists. The strap issuing from the left swings slightly with
the weight of the buckle. She first threads this strap through the front
three loops: left, center, then right. The strap on the right side is threaded
through these loops in reverse. At this point she pauses, holding the yet-unfastened
straps.
 
&amp;ldquo;Notice, sir, the way that this man&amp;rsquo;s right arm is passed over his
left. In the protocol, this is the preferable method of restraint for the
left-handed.&amp;rdquo;
 
&amp;ldquo;Duly noted, madam warden, and very sharp of you. But I have seen people
first pass the sleeves through all five loops. You will only use four for
each?&amp;rdquo;
 
Sheryl answers without a pause. &amp;ldquo;A most astute observation! Typical
strait-waistcoats offer side loops primarily for assistance in transport.
Not being designed to hold the arms, the loops force the arms in too forward-facing
a position. As the sleeves must be brought yet around the front of the
body, the position proves most uncomfortable for the restrained.&amp;rdquo;
 
This consideration seems inconsistent to me. &amp;ldquo;But is it not precisely
through unbearable restraint that we hope to punish the prisoner?&amp;rdquo;
 
&amp;ldquo;In the end, Inspector, this configuration, specially designed with
the middle two loops angled slightly, proves most secure, endurable, and
humane. As for the punishment, good sir, we have much more effective means.&amp;rdquo;
She winks. &amp;ldquo;But Inspector, you will want to excuse yourself for the sake
of your peace of mind. While our restraint is humane, officials often find
its application a little rougher than they prefer to know. It is best for
you to leave me to the prisoner now.&amp;rdquo;
 
&amp;ldquo;Very well. But on your own life, spare him no chance of escape.&amp;rdquo;
 
Sheryl feeds the straps around my waist and through the remaining rear
pair of loops until they meet behind me. Ensuring that my sleeves are passing
properly through all their loops, she threads the strap the slightest way
through the buckle. She leans into my ear. Aside from her confirmation
there is no other sound in the room.
 
&amp;ldquo;Are you prepared for your fate, prisoner?&amp;rdquo;
 
&amp;ldquo;Do it! Do it, Sheryl, before I change my mind!&amp;rdquo;
 
Following her firm, deliberate pull, the strap begins to sail past
the spring-loaded teeth. Inch by inch the mechanism irreversibly eats up
the slack. I let my arms follow the pull of the straps. My elbows come
to a stop against the center loops.
 
&amp;ldquo;Get on the bed. You can give me another two inches, at least!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/sheryl-and-the-straitjacket-incident/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/sheryl-and-the-straitjacket-incident/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Sheryl And The Straitjacket
Incident
by 3586088863
Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident by 3586088863&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CHAPTER ONE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Hey, pass me that flow coefficients sheet, will you?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;No prob. The laminate flow one, right?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I slide the piece of paper over to the right, and Sheryl cranes her
neck down just a tad to get a better look. A few strands of hair fall out
over her left ear; with fluttering heart, unsure of what her reaction will
be, I restore the wayward strands back to their regal perch.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident 2</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/sheryl-and-the-straitjacket-incident-2/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/sheryl-and-the-straitjacket-incident-2/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(story continues from &lt;a href="sheryl_straitjacket.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)_&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sheryl And The
Straitjacket Incident - Part 2&lt;/strong&gt;
by 3586088863
Sheryl And The Straitjacket Incident part 2by
3586088863&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;CHAPTER FIVE&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The next week went smoothly, so far as Sheryl and I were concerned.
She had been spending more time with me, and several times now, declaring
that she was too tired to survive a trek back to her dorm, she had spent
the night in my bed. And naturally I did my best to be a gracious host.
Then, all of a sudden, she stopped coming even to study with me. I was
busy surfing the Web after class when I received Sheryl&amp;rsquo;s call. She had
actually been on my mind quite a bit, even more so during those three days
she hadn&amp;rsquo;t come over. I feared the worst.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>